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Sunday, April 27, 2014

Jackie the person-agent and Simba the cat-thief

Jackie was on duty
In her black suity
Always working hard all day long

Jackie searched for her target
Who worked at the feline blackmarket
She spotted the cat-fiend within the throng

Jackie the ninja
Pounced upon Simba
The cat was startled and taken aback

Jackie the agent spy
Made that Simba cat cry
"Why did you steal all my mouse traps?"

Simba the evil cat
Hissed at that
"You agent spies think you know everything."

Freshly confused Jackie was
She grimaced at his clawing paws
"Stop scratching and tell me-I'll make you sing!"

Simba complied
To make Jackie satisfied
"The cats of this town are forming a pact."

"The pact
Is this fact:
We collaborate with each other and our mouse traps."

"This deal
Is to steal
You humanses things, while you take naps."

"We share
So it's fair
And all us cats trap our mouses."

"We then feast
Upon rodent beast
Which came out from under your houses."

Jackie now wondered
On these things she pondered
"Instead of stealing you just should request."

"We people can help you
Because we hate mice too.
But we also hate thievery, absolutely detest!"

Simba agreed
Then he was freed
He and Jackie parted ways as unlikely friends

The Ends

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